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alex2
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_MagnoliA_
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Sat May 29, 2004 10:41 pm
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Well once they come out with the Digiscent for porn, then on to the next step.
"Sold at most deparmental stores, VIRTUAL SEX ORGANS!!!!! With scents, sounds, vibrations in slow, medium, fast, and XXX out of this world motions that work simutaneously with your online sexual fantasies. For gals (and guys) just program the "DigiDick" software onto your computer, plug the DigiDick in, and have a BLAST!!!!
For guys (and gals) we provide the DigiPussy, you provide the rest....and you'll be "rocking allll niggght looooong." 
After that, one to the Sexbot. Ok, maybe I'm jumping ahead of the times...but Alex's post started it all. 
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Norris
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There goes my sex life.
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Sat May 29, 2004 11:24 pm
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Shit, mine too. We're doomed.
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Intel486
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Stinks like Sex
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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
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Sun May 30, 2004 2:26 am
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I'm not worried because I know that nothing can replace this dick. I don't give a fuck if it's plug in 24 volt or your next months pay in D cell batteries I know I got what they need.
Now if I could just convince them of this fact.
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AWE
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Sun May 30, 2004 2:38 am
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Holodeck anyone?
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Brigid
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:46 am
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| _MagnoliA_ wrote: | Well once they come out with the Digiscent for porn, then on to the next step.
"Sold at most deparmental stores, VIRTUAL SEX ORGANS!!!!! With scents, sounds, vibrations in slow, medium, fast, and XXX out of this world motions that work simutaneously with your online sexual fantasies. For gals (and guys) just program the "DigiDick" software onto your computer, plug the DigiDick in, and have a BLAST!!!!
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Y'know...it's sad..but I've seen some stuff that you actually plug into the computer...and there's also this machine that thrusts! And do you know what a real man doll is??? Yeah, just ask the spring break crowd.
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Mooshell
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:29 am
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I don't know what ANYTHING smells like. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!!
*runs off and cries*
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LSUdave
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 2:21 pm
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Mooshell, i will be glad to help remind you
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Mooshell
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ohhhh God, that's not what I meant...
I meant i have no sense of smell.
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farlus
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:37 pm
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God, I hope they don't make porn that you can smell.
I don't want to smell the shit that the girl is eating. 
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alex2
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:42 pm
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| farlus wrote: | | I don't want to smell the shit that the girl is eating. |
Eww, what kind of porn do you like!!!
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farlus
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:39 pm
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Haha, it was a joke intended to gross people out. Looks like it worked.
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alex2
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Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:43 pm
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| farlus wrote: | | Haha, it was a joke intended to gross people out. Looks like it worked. |
I was being facetious.
Not much grosses me out any more in this Internet Age.
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