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Mooshell
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Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:51 pm
Post subject: Quote of the Day... |
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allison: dammit im bout to pee on myself but im alone in the office...so i cant
yeah... I can only pee on myself when other people are around too 
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BrutalitybytheTruth
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Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:48 am
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No way, quote of the day, word on the street is that Carl finally got enough balls to ask thaty graduate student he fawns over out on a date when he had NO sleep. What a freaking moron, so this is how it comes out.
Carl says, "You look like you could use some dinner." (at 10:30 in the morning)
Vikki says, "Yes....I eat dinner, that's normal isn't it?"
Carl replies, "Yes......"
And then they walk their separate ways as if nothing happened: he was too tired to say , "We should have dinner this weekend." He meant to say it but it came out like a person with terets trying to find the right words but saying all the wrong ones. That is deserving of the quote of the day. At least Earl tried.
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Earl
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Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:49 am
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HEY MAN!!!! You weren't supposed to tell anyone that, thanks a lot, cockblock.....
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LSUdave
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Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:27 pm
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Hey earl maybe brutality should ask that chick out for you
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Earl
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Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:25 pm
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| LSUdave wrote: | | Hey earl maybe brutality should ask that chick out for you |
Good Point, maybe he won't sound as retarded as I was.
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Christian
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Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:41 pm
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Earl, split personality is a mental disorder you know
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Niftoria
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Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:17 am
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Carl just wants to be like Tyler Durden. 
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Brand_X
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Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:20 am
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^^That was me, by the by, Sarah was still logged in.
By the way, wasn't it more like "Do you eat dinner?" I thought it was something more amusing. See, Carl, never do anything requiring speech after an architecture all-nighter. It's just like getting drunk and readying your cell phone- not a good idea.
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rwnugent
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Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:53 am
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I'm sure if it was Carl it was like:
Carl: "Hey do you eat dinner?"
Girl: "Yeah"
Carl: "So, how about Louie's and a handjob?"
Girl: "Fuck off you perv" (sprays carl with mace)
Carl: "Damn you, you sorry bitch I'm just looking for love!"
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Earl
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Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:50 am
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| rwnugent wrote: | I'm sure if it was Carl it was like:
Carl: "Hey do you eat dinner?"
Girl: "Yeah"
Carl: "So, how about Louie's and a handjob?"
Girl: "Fuck off you perv" (sprays carl with mace)
Carl: "Damn you, you sorry bitch I'm just looking for love!" |
HAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious!
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Brand_X
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Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:06 am
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Ah, macing Carl should be an olympic event since so many people have participated in it.
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Ichiban
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Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:56 am
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| Brand_X wrote: | | Ah, macing Carl should be an olympic event since so many people have participated in it. |
Funny, the same could be said about a lot of Tigeru members... lol
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Mooshell
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Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:56 pm
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can't you people stay on topic! we're talking about peeing in offices here, not carl!!
Tigeru- We all have ADD. hehe
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phoAm
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Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:08 pm
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Mmmm.. mace...
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basically
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Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:16 pm
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