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manishpoon
Dude Looks Like a Lady!
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:44 pm
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come
workie today, I rearrie sick. I got headache, stomachache and my regs
hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel that way, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you
say and I feer rearrie great! I be work soon....You got nice house!
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JasonB
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Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:11 am
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so.....was there really a real point to the guy being oriental? Or did you just make him that way, because you are racist, and you hate oriental people?
just kidding, it was a funny joke.
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MrTrunks
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Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:01 am
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Hung Chow is a character in a longer comedy work, this "funny little joke" is a part of that work.
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manishpoon
Dude Looks Like a Lady!
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Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:57 am
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GD it i din't make that joke!
i just copyed and pasted it.....i still find it funny,rewrite it if you don't like it
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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
Joined: Sep 16, 2003
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Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:27 pm
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It never says anywhere in the joke that the guy is oriental. You are the racist bastard for assuming that. hahahahahaha btw I moved this thread from the sex forum to the jokes and funny stories because even though it is of a sexual nature it is still a joke and should be in the jokes forum. Chris can I get another 'good moderator' award?
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curlytopper
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Joined: Oct 02, 2006
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Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:18 am
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Here's another funny joke I saw in the web:
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
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curlytopper
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon,
and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."
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