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mgorycki
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Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:25 am
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| Quote: | It definately amused me, and made my 19 hour work shift go easier.....yes, i sat here for 19 hours yeterday/this morning, got off at 7, came back at 5pm, and now i'm here for another 14 hours...GO ME!
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Go Paycheck!!! 
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Dewy
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Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:21 pm
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Dude, I wanna work at Super 8 now... wait no, I just wanna sit there.
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JasonB
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Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:29 pm
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so, one of the rooms was saying there was water leaking from the ceiling.....so i called the room above, and the woman apologized, and admitted she gets a lil messy in the shower....
isn't the shower the place you are supposed to clean up in?
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mgorycki
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Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:05 am
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Jason wrote:
| Quote: | so, one of the rooms was saying there was water leaking from the ceiling.....so i called the room above, and the woman apologized, and admitted she gets a lil messy in the shower....
isn't the shower the place you are supposed to clean up in? |
Yea, but she was probably gettin' a little kinky with the water. 
Tell us more stories Jason, I know you got to have a bunch.
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JasonB
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Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:49 pm
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another one you say???
So, this guy checks in at 8:45 last night, no big deal. A woman calls around 12, asking if he's there, what his room number is, and what time he checked in. I told her that yes, he is here, but as a policy of privacy, I cannot give her any more information.
Within the next hour, she called back 6 times....each call getting more and more annoying. She first claimed that she was a manager of a hotel, and at her hotel, they give away peoples personal information (WTF is up with that, no hotel does that)
****breaking news*****
So, 2 cops on motorcycles just tear through my parking lot, using it as a turn around. I go out to see whats going on, and as soon as I walk out my door, I see a cop yank a dude out of a white monte carlo on to the ground while 2 other cops were shouting at him. Fun stuff, and i'm getting paid for this.
Back to the story....
So, after about an hour of phone calls, the chick decides to show up at the hotel. As soon as she pulled in the parking lot, I knew it was her. She rounded the parking lot twice, and parked right next to the dudes truck. Knowing shit was about to hit the fan, I went outside to find her walking past a row of rooms, kinda looking in every window. Playing dumb, I asked if there was something I could do to help her. She proceeds to tell me that she needs to know the room number of this guy. I again tell her, for the 80th time, that i could not give her any personal information on any of our guests. I told her that since she is not a registered guest of the hotel, she would have to leave. She goest back and sits in her car for 10 minutes as I return to the desk. I kept my eye on her from the desk, and she doesnt leave. So, I play the old hotel trick of standing outside the front office acting like I was on the phone (for some reason, this freaks out the wrongdoers)
She started up her truck, and drove real slowly towards me. Not knowing how dangerous she may be, I decided the safest place for me, was locked in the front office, still acting like I was on the phone. She pulls under the canopy, and comes to the night window. She asks why I can't tell her what room number he is in, and again I tell her. She tells me she is going to just sit in the parking lot all night, and confront him in the morning. I told her that if she was not off the grounds that moment, I would call the cops and have her removed, as she was not a registered guest.
She leaves.....for like 5 minutes. She comes back and parks by his truck again. I go outside to make sure she doesnt leave her truck, and then I walk out to her truck and tell her to leave. At this time, my general manager shows up, and he talks to her for about 20 minutes while I go back inside and laugh. After awhile, she leaves the property, and all is good.
The guy comes to check out at 7:00 this morning, and the girl comes running out from the parking lot behind us. She starts cussing him up and down, and just gettin in his face. The guy told us to destroy the receipt, and the girl told us she wanted the receipt. Well, she lost. The receipt is now forever in our hands.
So, at 7:05ish, I take off, and get gas at the exxon across the street...guess who happens to be there. The crazy lady....nothing happened, although she did glare at me the entire time i got gas.
Then, it took me 45 mins to get home, I slept for about 5 hours, now i'm back to work for 8 more 
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rwnugent
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Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:28 pm
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Well somebody flipped a crane at my job tuesday. But that's about it.
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mgorycki
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:02 pm
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Jason wrote:
| Quote: | another one you say???
So, this guy checks in at 8:45 last night, no big deal. A woman calls around 12, asking if he's there, what his room number is, and what time he checked in. I told her that yes, he is here, but as a policy of privacy, I cannot give her any more information.
Within the next hour, she called back 6 times....each call getting more and more annoying. She first claimed that she was a manager of a hotel, and at her hotel, they give away peoples personal information (WTF is up with that, no hotel does that)
****breaking news*****
So, 2 cops on motorcycles just tear through my parking lot, using it as a turn around. I go out to see whats going on, and as soon as I walk out my door, I see a cop yank a dude out of a white monte carlo on to the ground while 2 other cops were shouting at him. Fun stuff, and i'm getting paid for this.
Back to the story....
So, after about an hour of phone calls, the chick decides to show up at the hotel. As soon as she pulled in the parking lot, I knew it was her. She rounded the parking lot twice, and parked right next to the dudes truck. Knowing shit was about to hit the fan, I went outside to find her walking past a row of rooms, kinda looking in every window. Playing dumb, I asked if there was something I could do to help her. She proceeds to tell me that she needs to know the room number of this guy. I again tell her, for the 80th time, that i could not give her any personal information on any of our guests. I told her that since she is not a registered guest of the hotel, she would have to leave. She goest back and sits in her car for 10 minutes as I return to the desk. I kept my eye on her from the desk, and she doesnt leave. So, I play the old hotel trick of standing outside the front office acting like I was on the phone (for some reason, this freaks out the wrongdoers)
She started up her truck, and drove real slowly towards me. Not knowing how dangerous she may be, I decided the safest place for me, was locked in the front office, still acting like I was on the phone. She pulls under the canopy, and comes to the night window. She asks why I can't tell her what room number he is in, and again I tell her. She tells me she is going to just sit in the parking lot all night, and confront him in the morning. I told her that if she was not off the grounds that moment, I would call the cops and have her removed, as she was not a registered guest.
She leaves.....for like 5 minutes. She comes back and parks by his truck again. I go outside to make sure she doesnt leave her truck, and then I walk out to her truck and tell her to leave. At this time, my general manager shows up, and he talks to her for about 20 minutes while I go back inside and laugh. After awhile, she leaves the property, and all is good.
The guy comes to check out at 7:00 this morning, and the girl comes running out from the parking lot behind us. She starts cussing him up and down, and just gettin in his face. The guy told us to destroy the receipt, and the girl told us she wanted the receipt. Well, she lost. The receipt is now forever in our hands.
So, at 7:05ish, I take off, and get gas at the exxon across the street...guess who happens to be there. The crazy lady....nothing happened, although she did glare at me the entire time i got gas.
Then, it took me 45 mins to get home, I slept for about 5 hours, now i'm back to work for 8 more
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That crazy bitch!! Well the MF was cheatin' on her, so he kinda got what he deserved. Did you see the other girl he was with? Who was better lookin'?
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rwnugent
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:57 pm
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Maybe he wasn't cheatin' on anybody. Maybe he was just trying to get a break from living with that crazy muthafucker. He's probably married to the bitch and she drives him up the wall and he goe3s to a motel for a night to get a break from her ass.
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mgorycki
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Sat Mar 05, 2005 6:33 pm
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Could be, never know.
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JasonB
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:02 am
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honestly, i didnt see him with anyone else, so i kind of agree with royce. Maybe he just wanted a break from her freakishness.
She wasn't horrible looking, and she gave pretty good head trying to get me to tell what room he was in..(just kidding, but it would have made for a better story) I prolly would have hit it...
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Adam
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:16 am
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| JasonB wrote: | honestly, i didnt see him with anyone else, so i kind of agree with royce. Maybe he just wanted a break from her freakishness.
She wasn't horrible looking, and she gave pretty good head trying to get me to tell what room he was in..(just kidding, but it would have made for a better story) I prolly would have hit it... |
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHA
POST OF THE YEAR
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JasonB
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Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:22 am
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wooohoooo what do i win?
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mgorycki
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:11 am
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Jason wrote:
| Quote: | She wasn't horrible looking, and she gave pretty good head trying to get me to tell what room he was in..(just kidding, but it would have made for a better story) I prolly would have hit it...
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Yea, I would have told her to gimme head and I would've then givin' her the wrong room number. hahaha.
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TheDude
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:55 pm
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| JasonB wrote: | | I told her that yes, he is here, but as a policy of privacy, I cannot give her any more information. |
You have a privacy policy and cannot give out "any more information", but you can post this information onto the World Wide Web for the ENTIRE rest of the world to see??? 
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JasonB
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:39 pm
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have i named names? no....thank you, drive through, and stfu
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