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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:20 pm  
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So today I'm on my way to Josh's house. Then I see this thing crawling on my windshield. Then it's inside I notice oh look it's coming at me. AHHHH!!! NExt thing I do is turn on a light before I freak. ( I am still driving) It's a black widow. It goes right in front of my face so I pull the car over on Nicholson and hop out to afarid to get back in. Anyway, I try to hit it and miss and now it's in the car somewhere I can't see. It's dark outside too! So cop pulls over I tell him what happened. He laughs and tells me to go drive to a safer place. I told him no and to move my car for me. So finally I hop in and find the nearest parking lot praying the damn spider is gone. Ha when I pull up to where there is light the damn bastards on my seat. I scream and start swinging. It took me awhile to find the body because i wasn't getting back in until I did. It mayy not be that funny but my god it was scary!! I hate spiders and black widows. Can't those things kill you?
 
   
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:34 pm  
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Tish wrote:
Can't those things kill you?


Absolutely. However, young whippersnappers like yourself have a fair chance of survival. At the very least, you're looking at some sharp, acute pain and major muscle spasms and aches, possibly accompanied with longer-term neurological problems.

 
   
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So is that what happened to you Luke? hehe

 
   
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If you found one, it's likely there are more, especially if your car has alot of stuff in it. Spiders like dark, damp places. If you've got a alot of food wrappers or clothes or anything, really...I'd clean that mess out. Black widows aren't anything to play with.
 
   
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I kill all interior spiders on sight. I hate the damn things, however, they continue to taunt me. One morning I awoke to find one looking at me on my pillow. Yes, he had to die.

A couple weeks ago, I had a wasp decide to sting me whilst I was driving. Guess he got in when I had the windows vented. Despite almost running into a curb, he got a law book upside the head...that'll teach em.


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So is that what happened to you Luke? hehe


Nah, it wasn't spider bite-related; it was more work-related...kinda what the character Peter goes through in the movie "Office Space"...

 
   
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NO I'm a neat freak. My car is spotless with absoutly no junk not even a piece of paper. I think he crawled in by accident into the wrong car but I fumed my car just in case the spider had friends that followed him. Hahaha Josh got stung by a wasp thing five times in my car. He was takign off his pants like go owww oh shit that hurts and out flew a wasp thing that josh killed. It was pretty funny. BUt a spider on your pillow? OMG I would have been so freaked out I wouldn't sleep in my bed untiL I washed my sheets in hot water three times to kill anything in them hehehe
 
   
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Tish wrote:
Hahaha Josh got stung by a wasp thing five times in my car. He was takign off his pants like go owww oh shit that hurts and out flew a wasp thing that josh killed. It was pretty funny.


Shocked Why was he taking his pants off in the car.. or is this obvious? Hope he didn't get stung in a bad spot...

 
   
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if he did there might have been some serious neurological problems, maybe even long-term....

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It was a shiny metallic blue wasp about 1/2" in length. Somehow it got into my jeans and it stung my right thigh (near my crotch) about 5 times. I had some red bumps for a couple days. There's something else I'm not allergic to. I really need to get that allergy test done so I can find out what to avoid. So far, I have found nothing that affects me.
 
   
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if nothing has bothered you then why bother with a test?

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What test?
 
   
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phoam wrote:
I really need to get that allergy test done so I can find out what to avoid. So far, I have found nothing that affects me.


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Oh.. duh.. hahaha..
I don't know.. just out of pure curiosity.

 
   
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