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rwnugent
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Sun May 08, 2005 8:05 pm
Post subject: So the ball on my tongue barbell came off |
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Funny story. Friday night I went to a party and was trying to get some pussy from this chick. Anyways I was kissing her and she was laying on her back. Suddenly she starts making this gagging/choking noise and i was like "What the fuck?" She sits up and spits something in her hand and says I think this belongs to you. The bottom ball on my barbell came off in her mouth and she almost choked on it. So this leaves me with a quandary. I'm thinking she can probably give good head since she did get it off with her tongue and i couldn't even get it off with my fingers. But if she almost chokes on a 1/4 inch ball how could she handle a dick?
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enzfyr
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well, i don't think there's much danger of your member becoming detached & sliding down her trachea during the process...at least, i hope not 
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AWE
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Tue May 10, 2005 6:39 pm
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You should check your balls more often.
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JasonB
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Wed May 11, 2005 8:13 pm
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so, um, finish the story....
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rwnugent
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Fri May 13, 2005 1:05 pm
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that is the story. after i finally got the ball back on (iwas drunk and didn't have a mirror) i just took her home. i might try again tonight though since i am going back there this weekend too.
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