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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
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Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:51 pm
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Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips. 
Q: Why don't Jews eat Germans?
A: Because they give them gas.
Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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BenKenobi
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I'm retracting my original joke.. In exchange, I give you this less offensive joke that has nothing to do with Jewish people and ashtrays.
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Did you hear about those new tires? Firestein?
They stop on a dime, and pick it up, too!
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imsooblonde17
The Great and Powerful Megalicious
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WOW.
All of those were extremely disgusting. I don't even mind saying that I seriously feel like throwing up right now. 
*~Megan
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rwnugent
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:03 pm
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| imsooblonde17 wrote: | WOW.
All of those were extremely disgusting. I don't even mind saying that I seriously feel like throwing up right now.
*~Megan |
Jewish I presume?
btw Chris a Volvo has a much better Jewish seating capacity. Two in the front three in the back and six million in the ashtray.
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imsooblonde17
The Great and Powerful Megalicious
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:43 am
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Haha
Nope, not Jewish..but I have one of those......what do you call them??....Oh yeah, a HEART.
*~Megan
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rwnugent
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Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:31 am
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| imsooblonde17 wrote: | Haha
Nope, not Jewish..but I have one of those......what do you call them??....Oh yeah, a HEART.
*~Megan |
AWWWWWW How sweet. 
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JEWISHBASTARDCHILD
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Jun 22, 2005
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Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:35 pm
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YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS! Your all bitching and complaining about what car fits the most burnt jews. What kind of hillbilly hick fucker actually has the fucking time to think of this bullshit while he whacks off those holocaust pictures you fucking freaks. Then we have this stupid bitch over here complaining that she actually has a heart. Your a fucking woman, you have no fucking heart, you suck the life out of all men and strap you little invisible leash around their balls and drag them around wherever you go. Thats your fucking problem, no shut the fuck up you annoying little bitches and stop fucking bitching or i swear to satan that i'll find you and show you the real way of how to cook a fucking jew. fucking retared ass bitches.
P.S. No, by the way, since little bitch boy up here is going to say that i am probably jewish, no, for the record i am not jewish i'm american, i helped burn those stupid smelly little fucks, and they definatly taste good as a pizza. But no, for real, i am irish/agnostic/majorly pissed off because of the irish part of me, so go fuck yourself, and i think you are all fucking retarded. So... now go home and pleasure yourself while you sit there and think of new vehicular devices that can hold the most fucking jews you stupid hillbilly hick fucks. Get a fucking life, especially you you fucking woman who thinks she has a fucking heart, you retarded ass female fucking dog, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR ANNOYING!
Love,
Frank
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JLW
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Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:55 pm
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Yep. He's Irish. Definately Irish.
(Gotta appreciate the extended rant with the "love" salutation.)
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phoAm
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EDIT: Why did I say this shit... I was a bad person.
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Tiger_Vixen
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Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:58 pm
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My Boyfriend's Jewish.... and he LOVES the jokes 
And he picks on Nazi just as much... especially because I'm German.......
btw-- that not eating German's joke.... null and void .
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