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Niftoria
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:24 pm
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, but her father was a staunch Republican. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to high taxes and welfare programs.
He stopped her and asked her, "How are you doing in school?"
She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA, but it was really tough. She had to study all the time and ever had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because she was spending all her time studying. On top of that, the part-time job her father insisted she keep left absolutely no time for anything else.
He asked, "How is your friend Mary?"
She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, didn't have a job, and went to all the parties. She was always complaining about not having any money, but didn't want to work. Why, she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.
Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and request that 1.0 be taken off her 4.0 and given it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a respectable 3.0 GPA. Then, she could also give her friend half the money she'd earned from her job so that her friend would no longer be broke.
The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair. I worked really hard for my grades and money, and Mary just loafs. Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?"
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party
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LEstay
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:28 pm
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YES!
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THANK YOU SARAH!
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littlesheep
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:58 pm
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| LEstay wrote: | YES!
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THANK YOU SARAH! |
i think this was forum - jokes, LOL 
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rwnugent
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:08 pm
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It is a joke!
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"That´s my opinion I could be wrong." -Dennis Miller
Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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rwnugent
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:11 pm
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It is a joke! It's about Republicans isn't it?
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"That´s my opinion I could be wrong." -Dennis Miller
Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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Niftoria
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:11 pm
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Thanks for moving it Royce.. i'm too lazy to move it myself
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rwnugent
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:13 pm
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I didn't move it, but ok.
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"That´s my opinion I could be wrong." -Dennis Miller
Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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Niftoria
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:16 pm
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Oh, I must have posted it there Don't mind me.. i'm tiiired
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Christian
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:41 pm
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| LEstay wrote: | YES!
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THANK YOU SARAH! |
Ummm... all the adult democrats I know work damn hard, and most are ahead and middle/upper class. That's just my environment though after moving across the country a few times.
BTW, screw politics. INDEPENDANT!
And Go Sarah for making fun of politics! *hugs*
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littlesheep
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:48 pm
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well, all Republicans are like from Sarah's story. I BELIEVE in it!
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curlytopper
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Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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