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Brigid
Best Kisser
Joined: Sep 08, 2003
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Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:40 pm
Post subject: If I were God... |
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In an effort to get "Hell Yeah" by the Bloodhoung Gang out of my head (it's been in rotation for about a week now), I'm making a post...
So what would you do if you were God??
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Bishop
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Joined: Oct 05, 2003
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Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:43 pm
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If I were God, I would select a remote group of desert nomads and call them my "chosen people". After 6 thousand years I would trick everyone and take the form of a man and play with people's heads. Then I'd die and play with them some more. Then I'd appoint Mohommad to play with people's heads some more. Then I'd sit back and sip on my gin laughing.
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My sig will turn you wicked gay.
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audmonkey
One odd monkey
Joined: Feb 04, 2003
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Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:15 pm
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I'd give myself money and marry Legolas
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Carmen2181
Sexy Bondage Schoolgirl
Joined: Dec 08, 2002
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:37 am
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aud you sound like my little sister 
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Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
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Brigid
Best Kisser
Joined: Sep 08, 2003
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:56 am
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Mmmmm Johnny Depp...
Personally, I've always wanted Brandon Boyd in a cage
Gavin Rossdale would do, though...or maybe David Boreanez...
Allison, you should post your "list" 
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wormwood
TigerU Overlord
Joined: Jan 22, 2003
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:43 am
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you all make me sick!
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Bishop
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:55 am
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I'd clone myself and call the clone Bishop, then I'd marry him.
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My sig will turn you wicked gay.
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Ichiban
Game Running Pimp
Joined: Dec 09, 2002
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Location: Baton Rouge (LSU)
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:21 pm
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I would create a beautiful world to live on, and then rest, without fear, or pain, or anger, enjoying the bliss and perfection of my creation.
then i'd wipe out a few million people for fun... eat a few cheetos and watch them squirm, chuckle a bit, then roll over and fall back asleep
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"Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage." --Winston Churchill |
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Ichiban
Game Running Pimp
Joined: Dec 09, 2002
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:35 am
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sniffing hair? alrighty there WT
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"Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage." --Winston Churchill |
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audmonkey
One odd monkey
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:17 am
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| allison wrote: | oh yes...one more thing...i would take away audmonkey's "god powers" so I could have the money and I could marry legolus - HE"S ALL MINE!!!!!!
*sniffs legolus pwetty blond hair*...mmmmmmm sooo niceeeeee |
Wait... If I were God then you wouldn't be God so therefor you couldn't take away my powers. and if you were God I wouldn't have every had any powers. Yeah... so 
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brtorgo
Post-count whore!
Joined: Dec 07, 2002
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:23 pm
Post subject: god? |
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First of all who the f#$% is legolus. Second of all i would make world peace. that way all the military and police would be unemployed as well as all the war manifactures. that way i would replace one form of suffering with another. Then i would find a realy smart woman (that was ok looking) and have another emaculate conceptin. then. Well this is boreing me now so i will end for now.
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Face it some of us apparently are too ugly physically and characterly. I have accepted this and will no longer even try. |
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Bishop
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Joined: Oct 05, 2003
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Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:11 am
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I would make shitty movies and force children to watch them and come up with detailed reviews.
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My sig will turn you wicked gay.
Oh god. |
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Aprilyn
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Joined: Oct 20, 2003
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:37 am
Post subject: Johnny Depp |
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If i would God i would have lots of money, help my family out and make sure they were set for life, marry Johnny Depp, have Orlando Bloom as my sex slave and live happily ever after.....
I am very happy with my life though so i doubt i would change it if i could.
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alex2
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Joined: Sep 17, 2003
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:48 pm
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Aprilyn you must like Pirates of the Carribean which I saw for the very first time this weekend! I thought it was going to be very stupid, but after seeing it, it was hilarious.
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Ichiban
Game Running Pimp
Joined: Dec 09, 2002
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Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:19 am
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Johnny Depp's char is AWESOME
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