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JasonB
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:02 pm
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Hotel Room = $56.49
Bottle of Wine= $10.00
Cigars = $10.00 (just guessing)
Afternoon romp with a co-worker = PRICELESS
So, I'm sitting at the hotel, and a former co-worker of mine from a mortgage company comes in. I definatly recognize her, but she has no idea who i am. Here is the conversation...
Jane Doe: How much would it cost for one room for one night?
Me: It would be 49.99 plus tax.
JD: What if we didnt stay the whole night?
Me: It would still be the same rate.
JD: Well, me and a coworker just wanted to have a couple glasses of wine, is that the lowest rate?
Me: Yep
JD: Will Motel 6 show up on my credit card bill?
Me: Nah
JD: *sigh of relief*
Me: But Super 8 will, because that is where you are at.
JD: hmm, well ok, i'll just say it was an ATM transaction or something. I just dont want my fiancee, or his wife to find out.
Me: Do you still work at the mortgage company?
JD: *turns pale, and about dies* Um, no, how did you know?
Me: I used to work with you in a different department.
She was deathly quiet through the rest of the transaction. What a dumb bitch.
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rwnugent
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:12 pm
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Yeah I always go to Super 8 when I need cash.
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AWE
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:15 pm
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Pay cash people!
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LEstay
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:46 pm
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#1 I hope his wife and her fiance find out.
#2 You can get wine cheaper at a restaurant about 30 minutes away in a small town where no one would know you.
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rwnugent
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:54 pm
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| AWE wrote: | | Pay cash people! |
She has got to be blonde! He has to be a fucking idiot. Some people just want to get caught
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AWE
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:05 pm
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I guess that's part of the thrill
Did they ask you to take pictures Jason?
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JasonB
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:31 pm
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yeah, cash would have been the much easier alternative...
they did not ask me to take pictures....
they stayed for about 3.5 hours.
I'm not sure the exact price on the wine.
she was not blonde.
when she checked out, she said that if the cops ask, i shouldn't tell them anything, especially that they drank 2 bottles of wine.
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manishpoon
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:39 pm
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GOD! i love when women tell there life story to people they think they don't know..... why is that i wounder.
i wouldn't tell anyone i was cheating.. if i was, but i don't do things like that.
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JasonB
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:38 pm
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They must get paid every other friday....
guess who's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
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LEstay
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:10 pm
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I cant wait for the hubby and the guy's gf to come in and do what their SOs are doing.
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rwnugent
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:17 pm
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then they could accidentally run into each other and have an orgy!!! YAY!!!
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mgorycki
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Sat Feb 26, 2005 2:53 pm
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Jason Wrote | Quote: | Hotel Room = $56.49
Bottle of Wine= $10.00
Cigars = $10.00 (just guessing)
Afternoon romp with a co-worker = PRICELESS |
That's just too funny. Then you said...
| Quote: | JD: Will Motel 6 show up on my credit card bill?
Me: Nah
JD: *sigh of relief*
Me: But Super 8 will, because that is where you are at. |
That made me laugh real hard. 
They came back again?
At 1st I thought you were telling a joke. But I guess it's a true story.
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JasonB
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Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:49 pm
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nah.....just another true story from the good 'ol 8....
It definately amused me, and made my 19 hour work shift go easier.....yes, i sat here for 19 hours yeterday/this morning, got off at 7, came back at 5pm, and now i'm here for another 14 hours...GO ME!
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rwnugent
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Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:51 pm
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do you get a lunch break?
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"That´s my opinion I could be wrong." -Dennis Miller
Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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JasonB
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Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:11 pm
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nah, no official lunch break per say......
but after midnight, it's quiet, so sometimes i just lock the doors, and run to waffle house to pick up food.
sometimes really cool people bring me pizza too...
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