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mgorycki
I've been around a while
Joined: Sep 10, 2004
Posts: 238
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Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:17 am
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A. You can get bigger coffee mugs, just got to look better.
Q. Do you like breakfast, lunch, or dinner best?
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phoAm
TigerU Supporter
Joined: Jan 24, 2003
Posts: 1080
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Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:50 pm
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A: Dinner, because I can cook.
Q: What would you rather eat for dinner: a squirrel, mayonaisse, or Flintstone Vitamins?
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mgorycki
I've been around a while
Joined: Sep 10, 2004
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Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:26 pm
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A. Flintstones vitamins
Q. Would you rather die getting hit by a car or shot with a gun?
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I don´t care y should u? |
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Norris
Mr. Negative Nancy
Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 736
Points : 370
Location: the N.O.
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Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:40 pm
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A: Both at the same time
Q: Did you find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?
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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
Joined: Sep 16, 2003
Posts: 2353
Points : 1262
Location: baton rouge
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Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:53 pm
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A: No
Q: would you rather bang a goat or a sheep?
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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_MagnoliA_
I've been around a while
Joined: Mar 17, 2004
Posts: 276
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Location: Baton Rouge
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Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:50 pm
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A: A goat, they are smarter than sheep
Q: What Disney animated -animal- would you have sex with? for example: scuttle, bambi, bambi's mom, the beast (he counts).
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Norris
Mr. Negative Nancy
Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 736
Points : 370
Location: the N.O.
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:33 am
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A: That is a good one. I would like to have a blood orgy featuring Bambi's mom, Figaro from Pinocchio, Flounder, the little white cat from The Aristocats, and King Louie from the Jungle Book butt-fucking Ms. Jumbo
Q: What do you like to do for fun?
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Monkey
Semi-regular
Joined: Mar 24, 2005
Posts: 66
Points : 132
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:04 am
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A. People watch
Q. Why aren't some words pronounced how they are spelled?
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PixieStyx
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Apr 18, 2005
Posts: 15
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Location: Baton Rouge
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:37 am
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A: It's so we can catch Antarctican spies.
Q: Why does "ant spray" kill wasps faster than "wasp spray"?
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BenKenobi
Crazy Old Hermit
Joined: Nov 24, 2002
Posts: 1204
Points : 954
Location: Oak Grove, KY (temporarily)
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:50 am
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A: Because you'e not buying the right stuff.. The stuff I use drops them instantly.. Mid-flight.
this shit sprays up to 20' away, and has an 18" wide "shotgun pattern" ... can't beat it.
Q: P A R T, Y?
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Norris
Mr. Negative Nancy
Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 736
Points : 370
Location: the N.O.
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:32 pm
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A: No
Q: Did you see the Oprah about the girl who cuts herself?
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Niftoria
Veteran Poster
Joined: Dec 08, 2002
Posts: 354
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:13 pm
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A: No
Q: Why does Diet Coke not taste more like Coke, because Diet Dr. Pepper sure tastes a lot like Regular Dr. Pepper?
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manishpoon
Dude Looks Like a Lady!
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
Posts: 496
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Location: Baton Rouge
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:32 pm
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A :because they still put cocain in it, and the <3 fat people!
or dr. pepper is the same as reg. dr. pepper, they put diet on there to make fat people think they are "drinking right"
Q: why does a mommy's kiss make almost all the pain in the world go away?
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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
Joined: Sep 16, 2003
Posts: 2353
Points : 1262
Location: baton rouge
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:15 pm
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A: Because there's cocaine in it.
Q: Why would I turn down $800/week salary to go live on the beach and make $8.50/hr ?
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"That´s my opinion I could be wrong." -Dennis Miller
Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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Norris
Mr. Negative Nancy
Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 736
Points : 370
Location: the N.O.
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:09 pm
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A: Because you're gay
Q: Why does Royce ride the cotton pony?
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