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rwnugent
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Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:56 am
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Jennifer Wilbanks is nothing but a crazy ass bitch. Most likely a spoiled little rich girl with a serious need for medication. The reason she ran off is that she wanted to go get one more piece of strange dick before she settled down or pretended to. I got one thing to say to John Mason (her fiance), STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. If his dumbass is stupid enough to take that lying dizzy headed cunt back he deserves every bit of misery that he gets out of it.
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PixieStyx
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She's a marathon runner. They're all completely nuts. I feel really sorry for the guy.
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rwnugent
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Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:34 am
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Why didn't she just tell the police this: (Forrest Gump voice) I jus' felt like running.
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PixieStyx
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Because she's not autistic, just self-centered, callous, and fucking nuts? The fact she originally claimed to have been kidnapped showed that at least she realizes what she did was sick and sad.
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phoAm
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Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:57 am
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I was abducted by aliens once.
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moxie
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this is a really sad and pitiful story. i understand getting pre-wedding day jitters, but allowing the entire country to believe you've been abducted? it's cruel. once she realized that her disappearance had turned into a criminal investigation she should have at least made a phone call. besides, speaking as a girl who is getting married in about 3 months - the best time to run away is AT THE ALTAR! it's much more dramatic.
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rwnugent
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thats right. not only is she a dumbass bitch but she fucked up a perfectly good opportunity tio be over dramatic. dumb fucking whore.
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Adam
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Sun May 01, 2005 10:31 am
Post subject: Re: The simple truth is... this bitch is C-R-A-Z-Y |
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| rwnugent wrote: | | Jennifer Wilbanks is nothing but a crazy ass bitch. Most likely a spoiled little rich girl with a serious need for medication. The reason she ran off is that she wanted to go get one more piece of strange dick before she settled down or pretended to. I got one thing to say to John Mason (her fiance), STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. If his dumbass is stupid enough to take that lying dizzy headed cunt back he deserves every bit of misery that he gets out of it. |
Hey, fuck this guy. He deserves everything coming to him. He showed up at the press conference wearing a goddamn Falcons sweatshirt (dress for the occasion, will ya?), and his biggest sound bite was "God is real, God is good, and God's bringin' my baby back."
Unless this fella plans to administer a sound beatin' upon Jen's return, this guy is a world-class vagina who will let some big-eyed whore walk all over him for the rest of his miserable life.
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rwnugent
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I agree Adam. Personally I would spit in her face and then cut the tires on her car and burn her fucking running shoes
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LEstay
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Sun May 01, 2005 12:45 pm
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| rwnugent wrote: | | Jennifer Wilbanks is nothing but a crazy ass bitch. Most likely a spoiled little rich girl with a serious need for medication. The reason she ran off is that she wanted to go get one more piece of strange dick before she settled down or pretended to. I got one thing to say to John Mason (her fiance), STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. If his dumbass is stupid enough to take that lying dizzy headed cunt back he deserves every bit of misery that he gets out of it. |
Royce, have I ever told you how brilliant you are? This is almost exactly what I was thinking when I heard they found her. Is it too late to get an article about this in the Red Shtick Magazine?
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enzfyr
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no, it's already in the works for the issue coming out on Friday...
here
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rwnugent
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YAY
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LEstay
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w007!
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rwnugent
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jiraiya
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Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:17 am
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You know she signed a $500,000 movie deal? It's crazy. I wrote a little article on my personal blog about jennifer wilbanks.
It contains a few curse words and a picture of wilbanks with thought bubbles but it should be work friendly.
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