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alex2
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Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:43 am
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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came wishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays. that would be super!!"
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch."
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Courtney
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Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:31 pm
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I heard something almost identical to this from Ant on Last Comic Standing. I'm sure he didn't come up with it on his own, but I didn't like him anyway.
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imsooblonde17
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Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:24 pm
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| Courtney- wrote: | | I heard something almost identical to this from Ant on Last Comic Standing. I'm sure he didn't come up with it on his own, but I didn't like him anyway. |
I saw that too! I thought the same thing as I was reading the joke, lol.
*~Megan
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rwnugent
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Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:48 pm
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| Courtney- wrote: | | I heard something almost identical to this from Ant on Last Comic Standing. I'm sure he didn't come up with it on his own, but I didn't like him anyway. |
I can assure you he didn't come up with it because I read that joke in a magazine at least 3 years ago, but it's still funny Alex.
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AWE
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Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:59 am
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uh oh.. Alex is a hack!
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alex2
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Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:13 am
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Someone sent it to me in email today, and I laughed.
Something like this I can't claim originality on =)
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Soyuz
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On some MIG-29s (russian fighter airplanes) flown by Ucrainian AirForce I've seen written... (they were the national aerobatics formation and came for an airshow in 2001 in Constanta- ROIAS):
"We fly high... sometimes!"
Soyuz
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Soyuz
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Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:28 pm
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Also one friend was flying an L-39 (trainer jet airplane) on which was written:
"If you can read this... duck!" 
Soyuz
P.S.: he was flying damn well... but still the information is useful
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