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phoAm
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:42 am
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I shouldn't have even made this joke.
RIP Christopher Reeves
Image courtesy of http://www.thesupermanmovie.com
Last edited by phoAm on Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:12 am; edited 5 times in total |
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LEstay
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:02 am
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2... one to hold the bulb, and the other to spin the wheelchair
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phoAm
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I apologize.
Last edited by phoAm on Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:07 am; edited 1 time in total |
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LEstay
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:34 am
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maybe he puts it in his teeth or balances it with his nose
and how do you know he's not just a parapalegic?
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AWE
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Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:07 pm
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This is why you quote people.. so when they edit their posts you know what the responses are actually in response to.. 
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Tombo
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Joined: Sep 05, 2004
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Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:20 am
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Ah God when I hear Christopher Reeve I don't think Superman. I think of that South Park episode where he was a monster who would eat fetuses to get stronger.
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curlytopper
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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curlytopper
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Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside her bedroom. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," she said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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curlytopper
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A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
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curlytopper
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:31 am
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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