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JSON
Semi-regular
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 60
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Location: Tiger Land
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:35 pm
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Hey everybody, this is a new forum. Why do we need this you may ask. Well, lets face it, rednecks are all around us. In fact you might be slightly redneck too. So if you have any redneck stories, or have any redneck questions, dont hesitate to post.
Jason
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audmonkey
One odd monkey
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:45 pm
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There's a redneck that works with me! Weeeeeee
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LSUgirlie69
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Aug 11, 2003
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:48 pm
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I was thinking... I might be a redneck...
how would I be able to tell?
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JSON
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:00 pm
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For those who may question if you are a redneck, here is how to be sure
You Might Be A Redneck If..
You might just be a red neck if you house has wheels and your car doesn't.
If you think the last three words of the national anthem is 'start your engines.'
You might be a redneck if your family is half your town's population!
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
If you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado
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wormwood
TigerU Overlord
Joined: Jan 22, 2003
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:54 pm
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oh my god, i didnt know jason was a redneck.....i cant be your friend anymore dude.... 
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JSON
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:45 pm
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sound like yer in redneck denial to me....
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wormwood
TigerU Overlord
Joined: Jan 22, 2003
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:42 pm
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naw i aint in no durn tha nile.....aint thada river over yonder in dat dere afreaka? gosh darn i jest caint beleeve yu sed i wus in readnek tha nile...hell i dont even be liken no water cleatus ya durn foel
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Anonymous
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Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:53 am
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I didn't know a redneck could use a computer
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Faung
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Feb 08, 2005
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Location: Russia, st. Petersburg (Leningrad)
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Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:25 am
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| Quote: | | I didn't know a redneck could use a computer |
Tovarich! In these days even I must to use a computer!
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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
Joined: Sep 16, 2003
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Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:46 pm
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| Faung wrote: | | Cyber22 wrote: | | I didn't know a redneck could use a computer |
Tovarich! In these days even I must to use a computer! |
Why don't you also must to learn the english language?
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Faung
I'm a Newbie!
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Location: Russia, st. Petersburg (Leningrad)
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:50 am
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| Quote: | | Why don't you also must to learn the english language? |
 Hey you wise-ass!!! Don't you have nothing better to do than criticizing me... oh sorry you are american... 
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