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BenKenobi
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Joined: Nov 24, 2002
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Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:13 am
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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brtorgo
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Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:11 am
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A blonde and a brunett jump off a building at the same time. Which one lands first.
The brunet.
the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
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Anonymous
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Wed May 05, 2004 1:34 pm
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lol...the little shit...thats to funny..I never heard that one before
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Mooshell
I've been around a while
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Wed May 05, 2004 2:05 pm
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What's brown, red, and purple and lying in a ditch?!
A BRUNETTE THAT JUST GOT BEAT UP BY A BLONDE WHO WAS SICK OF HEARING BLONDE JOKES!!!
Juuuuust kidding. I am blonde, and I can be dumb ("slow") sometimes. But rather than fight the truth, I embrace it! Blonde jokes are funny!
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brtorgo
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Thu May 06, 2004 2:36 am
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are you a real blonde
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Mooshell
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Fri May 07, 2004 10:34 am
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Yep! Well.. naturally I'm a "dirty" blonde (which can be taken more than one way.. lol!) Right now I have really blonde highlights, so I'm really blonde  .. And even when I had red hair for a bit, people still called me blonde because I just act like one (I laugh a lot, smile a lot, I'm fun, I'm ditzy, etc)
BUT I AM STILL A SMART BLONDE, EVEN IF I AM A LITTLE DITZY!!
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curlytopper
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Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:57 am
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
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curlytopper
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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
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curlytopper
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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