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Adam
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Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:09 pm
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I need to get out of work Saturday, but only for half my shift. I need a good excuse to not show up for four hours. Any ideas?
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Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:24 pm
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Well if its the first 4 hours of work. Just say you were heading to work and your car broke down and it took the damn tow truck guy 2 hours to show up. Use a lot of curse words and look pissed off when saying it..
Like, I broke the fuck down on my way to work and it took the fucking tow truck driver 2 damn hours to pick up my fucking car.
Good Luck...
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_MagnoliA_
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Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:40 pm
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Evil space creatures appeared in your car when you were driving to work. The next thing you remember is that you are at work now....but your ass hurts painfully.
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Your bald part of your head started flaking off and you needed to rush to the emergency room.
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You had a bad case of the squirts.
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The cat ate your dog and you had to gut it so the dog would be ok.
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rwnugent
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:21 am
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Yeah the car breaking down is always good
PS the alien story may work coming from you
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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lsugroovychlck
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:40 am
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No matter when you need to leave for the four hours, tell them you had a honey bun earlier and now you have severe diariah (SP?????) Always works in our office.
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Norris
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:12 am
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Actually, what I have used many times is that someone close to me is very ill or dead and I had to drive to New Orleans to be with them. Not a family member, but someone close. It sounds horrible, but it is a sick world and I am a happy guy.
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Adam
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:03 am
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| Cyber22 wrote: | Well if its the first 4 hours of work. Just say you were heading to work and your car broke down and it took the damn tow truck guy 2 hours to show up. Use a lot of curse words and look pissed off when saying it..
Like, I broke the fuck down on my way to work and it took the fucking tow truck driver 2 damn hours to pick up my fucking car.
Good Luck... |
| rwnugent wrote: | Yeah the car breaking down is always good
PS the alien story may work coming from you |
I should have mentioned that I live two blocks from work.
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rwnugent
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:09 am
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In that case go with the diarhea or the alien abduction, either way.
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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Niftoria
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:17 am
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Baah.. just tell them you have food poisoning, but are starting to feel better, and you hope to be at work later in the day.
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_MagnoliA_
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:27 am
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but it would take longer than 4 hours to get over food poisoning....just tell them you went to ghetto wal mart and was held up in the express lane by a kid with a gun.
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Niftoria
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:34 am
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Depends on how much of the food you ate really. I've had food poisoning last for as little as 4 hours..
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Earl
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:30 pm
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tell them you have a growth on your penis and you have to get it looked at by a doctor....that might work
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Mooshell
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:05 pm
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you left your house EARLY for work, because you are such a good employee and all... and then you were driving and you were almost there, and suddenly A RACOON just jumps in your window and takes over the steering wheel and...
I <3 JOEY.
*runs off to eat ice cream, cry, and watch Friends reruns*
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rwnugent
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:51 pm
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Just call in sick. When your supervisor says, "You don't sound sick to me." Just reply with: "I'm fuckin' my sister does that sound sick enough for you?"
I'll bet it works.
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Procrastination is like masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time time but in the end you´re just fucking yourself. |
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alex2
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Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:29 pm
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http://www.wisdomtreegames.com/bible/
You were engrossed in The Bible: GameBoy edition. God commanded you to play for 8 straight hours, but you were only half the man Jesus was.
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