 |
 |
Baton Rouge Links |
 |
|
|
Last 10 Logins |
|
|
|  |
|
| LSU Tigers Baton Rouge Louisiana: Forums |
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerU.com Forum Index -> The Union
| Printable Version |
 |
Author
|
Message |
View previous topic
:: View next topic |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
troutinafishbowl
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Apr 28, 2004
Posts: 16
Points : 10
Status: Offline
|
 Posted:
Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:55 pm
Post subject: Favorite Family Guy Quotes |
  |
|
Anyone have any favorite quotes they would like to share? I have one in my signature, but I'll add a few below...
-"Oh please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs"
-"GASP!"
-"Too soon?"
-"I'm going to go draw boobs on the Etch-a-sketch!"
-"Go ahead, they always come out square!"
|
____________
"All my coworkers see when they look at me is a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye...he sees a loser and a snack machine." |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
amcorona
Regular
Joined: Mar 11, 2004
Posts: 83
Points : 0
Location: Baton Rouge, originally Slidell
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:10 pm
Post subject: |
  |
|
ooh, there are so many!
Security Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.
or maybe
Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food.
Or! (I love Adam West!)
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
|
____________
the only thing thats real are the kids that kid themselves and the demise of the beautiful |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
JSON
Semi-regular
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
Posts: 60
Points : 0
Location: Tiger Land
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:42 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.
Stewie: "Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb."
Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
|
____________
"Got Milk?" |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
OffThaHeezy
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Mar 30, 2004
Posts: 13
Points : 0
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:25 am
Post subject: |
|
|
People in court room:
"oh no"
"oh no"
"oh no"
"oh no:
::BIG CRASHING SOUND::
Koolaid guy comes through the wall
"OH YEAH!"
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
brtorgo
Post-count whore!
Joined: Dec 07, 2002
Posts: 421842
Points : 0
Location: raton Bouge
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:52 am
Post subject: |
|
|
Quagmire line, when he found a tied-up cheerleader in the men's room:
"Dear Penthouse: JACKPOT!
|
____________
Face it some of us apparently are too ugly physically and characterly. I have accepted this and will no longer even try. |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
audmonkey
One odd monkey
Joined: Feb 04, 2003
Posts: 281
Points : 0
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:38 am
Post subject: |
|
|
Peter: HOLY CRAP! I'm communticating with nature! Uh, tree, if one of you falls and no one is around to hear you, do you make a noise?
Tree: Oh yeah, Scott fell over last week and hasn't shut up about it since.
Scott the Tree: Oh yeah, go ahead and bitch, but you don't see anyone trying to HELP ME!
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
many more great ones, just a few that I found that I liked... Family Guy kicks ass!
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
runeblade
Regular
Joined: Oct 22, 2003
Posts: 117
Points : 0
Location: Baton Rouge
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:21 am
Post subject: |
|
|
Quagmire "Heh, Alright"
Quagmire "How old are you?"
Girl "16"
Quagmire "18"
Girl "mom"
Quagmire "i like where this is going, gigidy gigidy"
Peter "Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, cause he always puts skippy in my lunch"
|
____________
Frank Zappa - “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
_MagnoliA_
I've been around a while
Joined: Mar 17, 2004
Posts: 276
Points : 42
Location: Baton Rouge
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:42 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Brian: Gosh, I'd like to help you, Peter, but I've got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes.
Brian: You want some ice cream?
Stewie: No.
Brian: You want some McDonalds?
Stewie: No.
Brian: You want to take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?
Stewie: Yeah.
Brian: Okay, let's go and take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
Chris: So..ah..what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
SORRY! Don't start on Family Guy quotes...I'd quote every episode.
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
Anonymous
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:12 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
Stewie: "Does anyone else smell Astroglide?"
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
alex2
Veteran Poster
Joined: Sep 17, 2003
Posts: 476
Points : 0
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:58 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
Stewie: "I see you Klause!!!!"
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
brtorgo
Post-count whore!
Joined: Dec 07, 2002
Posts: 421842
Points : 0
Location: raton Bouge
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:50 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
magnolia you rock
|
____________
Face it some of us apparently are too ugly physically and characterly. I have accepted this and will no longer even try. |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
uNkNoWn
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
Posts: 1
Points : 2
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:55 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
STEWIE: you some people say life is like a box of chocolates, your life mother is like a box of active grenedes!
SERVANTS: we'll do the best we can with meg
MEG: are you saying i'm ugly?
SERVANT: it doesn't matter dear your rich now!
STEWIE: you. your the worst thing to happen to theatre since andrew lloyd webber. and you, i just plain don't like you.
(lois is getting ready for a wedding, peter walks in wearing the same dress)
PETER: well one of us is going to have to change. alright unzip me.
(peter walks out of the basement in a radioactive suit)
CHRIS: ahh the gorvernments here, run et run.
PETER: honey are you pregnant?
LOIS: no
(peter pushes her down the stairs)
 
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
patrickr
Semi-regular
Joined: Mar 29, 2005
Posts: 60
Points : 82
Location: Baton Rouge
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:51 am
Post subject: |
|
|
In Cuba (not exact quote):
Lois: "Peter, we'll never find the blackmarket."
Peter: "You also said I'd never find that back-alley abortionist. I glad you didn't go through it, but the point is I found the guy."
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
Norris
Mr. Negative Nancy
Joined: May 12, 2004
Posts: 736
Points : 370
Location: the N.O.
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:23 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
Lady: "Glenn honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "I have a question for you to. Why are you still here?"
Jesus: "And for my next miracle, I'm going to turn wine...into funk!"
Stewie:(Playing a banjo) "Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel come to earth. When I went to meet her, man you shoulda seen, twice as tall as me three times the girth. My fat baby loves to eat. A big ole buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet."
Kid: "I have thirteen tickets now."
Man: "Oh, I'm sorry Timmy, you need fifteen tickets to live."
Cleveland: "The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette."
Peter: "Well somebody tell this cigarette to shut-up."
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
FlySouth
I'm a Newbie!
Joined: Mar 10, 2005
Posts: 14
Points : 34
Location: 225
Status: Offline
|
Posted:
Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:34 pm
Post subject: |
|
|
Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Peter Griffin: Chris is not as smart as you think he is...
[Peter slaps Chris in the back of the head]
Chris Griffin: HEY!
Peter Griffin: He did it.
(Peter points to a nearby floor lamp, and Chris attacks it and starts fighting with it.)
(Brian and Stewie come up to the crowd around the well.)
Man: There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree.
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
Back to top |
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You can attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
Forum FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
