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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2004 10:37 pm  
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This here forum is for yaw to post any kind of redneck phrase you think belongs. All posts are welcome, whether its from a movie, or what yer granpappy likes to say. I will start of with my favorite quote from the movie Deliverence.

"Squeal like a pig"

I also like this one: "Im on you like stink on shit"

This one is from the Chapelle show: "That theres my sister, and if anybody's ganna have sex with her, its ganna be me" -Clayton Bigsby


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Not sure what movie it's from:

"You shore got a purdy mouth.."


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BenKenobi wrote:
Not sure what movie it's from:

"You shore got a purdy mouth.."


Its also from Deliverence. Let me elaborate....

Inbred 1 to city boy 1) Lets see you take off them pants, and ya panties.
Inbred 1 to city boy 1) Squeel like a pig
City boy 1) sqeeling like a pig
Inbred 2 (who is unzipping his pants to city boy 2 (who is tied to a tree at this moment) Hes got a purdy mouth dont he

I hope this clears a lot of confusion. Also let me take the time to tell you all, that rednecks are different from inbreds. Im not going to elaborate too much on inbreeding because I have already discussed this subject in another forum, nor am I saying that cousin sex is completly okay. It is only genetically okay. I would rather drink gasoline and swallow a match before I would engage in such an act, but Inbreds are those who have relations with siblings. Anyway I have digressed. My point is that rednecks are not inbreds who wait in the woods for city folk to get lost and then butt rape them. WHile this was a suspenseful movie, it is full of stereotypes. Dont associate rednecks with inbreds who like butt sex.



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interesting.. i'ma have to watch this movie..

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It also has the "Dueling Banjos" in the soundtrack. Trust me you'll know it when you hear it.

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I was just looking up "redneck phrases" on google for my aunt... and this page was the first on the list!
 
   
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What page? Is there supposed to be a link? If it is I can't find it.

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Ok, here's a couple...

I'll be on you like white on rice.

I'll be on you like green on grass.


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I'll be on you like stink on poo.....

I'll be on you like michael jackson/priest on a 8 year old...

i dont think those are southern phrases though.

My favorite phrase is when a girl says she's "fix'n" to do something, it's cute

 
   
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TIGERU sillyheads! TIGERU was first on the list Razz
 
   
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You must not have seen the website:

http://www.redneckwordsofwisdom.com

it's got some funny redneck phrases.

it's hilarious. it's by the same guy who does

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

 
   
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"Go for the ugly early and you’ll never go home alone."

"Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles."


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Get'er done

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a friend of mine who had just met my sister, who does have big eyes..lol...well he says to her,, You got eyes on you like a stomped on toad frog. This really came out of his mouth,,was funny
 
   
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Man.. I bet that made her wet...

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