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CRAZYCUTE
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:53 am
Post subject: THE MOST STUPID thing - when DRUNK! |
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What is the most stupid thing (u cannot forget!) u' ve done when u were drunk?
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CRAZYCUTE
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:31 am
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When I told my boyfriend that I am fall in love in his father, not in him.....in front of his 10 friends. So embarrased, never more!
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Brand_X
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:47 pm
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I'm the same- only drunk a few times. I watch people who are drunk and that gives me reason enough not to be like them. Like in Florida, there was a guy that was half-naked and drunk off his ass and when a patrol helicoptor came by to scout the beach, he tried to knock it out of the sky with sand. Other than that, it's just been really stupid things said. You want to see stupid drunk people? Watch "Real World"
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Sunny
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:19 pm
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CRAZY CUTE, are you drunk right now?
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manishpoon
Dude Looks Like a Lady!
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:09 am
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got necked and swong from one of those door fram pull up bars, upside down. infront of like 3 people. that i barely knew.
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Ostrya
I've been around a while
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:31 am
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hrm..that would be a tough call but it would have to be the time I tried to fight an entire frat after a fifth of Southern Comfort..that coulda been messy if my roommate hadn't dragged me away kicking and screaming..
allow me to explain
1.) why I would start a fight
2.) why I drank a fifth of So Co
1.) I only wanted to have it out with one guy in the frat who date raped one of my best friends..after denying his name *i had never seen the bastard so I had to ask him his name* he ran off to get his buddies
2.) women suck..at least the ones that cheat do
he eventually got his in jail i am sure..thinking of some big bubba mofo bending him over kinda makes me smile..i wonder if he screamed "No! No! Please stop it!" like the girl he raped did..that fuck...sorry..bad memories
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Brand_X
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:25 am
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| Quote: | | ...sorry..bad memories |
Understandable. No reason to appologize. You should have whopped 'em all for coming to help that bastard.
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Litigh8
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:31 pm
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How about I tell stories about other people being drunk, since I don't get drunk and all 
One of my buddies had a girl come over to the house, they got drunk together and were wrestling around and started spanking each other. Then for some reason they ran into the dark kitchen. She grabs this spray bottle and goes "Look" and sprays him in the face and eyes. What's in the bottle? Oven Cleaner. His contacts melted, saving his eyes. His hair fell out where the stuff hit the scalp; yummy! She tried to help by initiating a sexual act, but he was like "Get away! My eyes are burning!!!"
There is a fellow who looks remarkably like me who ran off a 10 ft. seawall looking for a lost buddy. You see, on the OBX in NC, there weren't any seawalls at the time. It reasoned to apply that to VA Beach. He landed on his head and is lucky to be alive. The muscle relaxants were fun though...neck is still trouble occasionally.
One of the other houses in the court had a dude being chased by the police. One of their drunk bros tries to stop the running cop by getting in front of him (Chapel Hill PD are big dudes who are in shape) cop shoulder charged him, threw the kid against the wall while not missing a beat. I think the kid still had his shades and croakies on, (it was like 3AM).
Another went to dump his bongwater out of the second story, but it landed on this other dude. So naturally, he sticks his head out the window and talks some junk to the guy with bongwater perfume. The pourer runs downstairs to fight the dude, but discovers he's like 250lbs, so he gives him a hug and runs away.
A Sigma Nu decided one night that he would jump threw the back windshield of a BMW. It sorta worked, but he got cut up and arrested.
A bum came up to us while we were drinking beer on the porch. He kept asking for beer and we said no...one of the guys was dipping and spitting in an empty can. Well, the bum grabs a can and takes off, chugging it. Heh, it was the dip can.
My favorite drunken bum quote-- "Can I have a couple bucks so I can get a bus pass to a 40oz."
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Ryan_Gusto
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Joined: Aug 04, 2003
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Location: Straight out of Baton rouge or Thibodaux
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:16 pm
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doesnt drink
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Adam
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:45 pm
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| Litigh8 wrote: | How about I tell stories about other people being drunk, since I don't get drunk and all
One of my buddies had a girl come over to the house, they got drunk together and were wrestling around and started spanking each other. Then for some reason they ran into the dark kitchen. She grabs this spray bottle and goes "Look" and sprays him in the face and eyes. What's in the bottle? Oven Cleaner. His contacts melted, saving his eyes. His hair fell out where the stuff hit the scalp; yummy! She tried to help by initiating a sexual act, but he was like "Get away! My eyes are burning!!!"
There is a fellow who looks remarkably like me who ran off a 10 ft. seawall looking for a lost buddy. You see, on the OBX in NC, there weren't any seawalls at the time. It reasoned to apply that to VA Beach. He landed on his head and is lucky to be alive. The muscle relaxants were fun though...neck is still trouble occasionally.
One of the other houses in the court had a dude being chased by the police. One of their drunk bros tries to stop the running cop by getting in front of him (Chapel Hill PD are big dudes who are in shape) cop shoulder charged him, threw the kid against the wall while not missing a beat. I think the kid still had his shades and croakies on, (it was like 3AM).
Another went to dump his bongwater out of the second story, but it landed on this other dude. So naturally, he sticks his head out the window and talks some junk to the guy with bongwater perfume. The pourer runs downstairs to fight the dude, but discovers he's like 250lbs, so he gives him a hug and runs away.
A Sigma Nu decided one night that he would jump threw the back windshield of a BMW. It sorta worked, but he got cut up and arrested.
A bum came up to us while we were drinking beer on the porch. He kept asking for beer and we said no...one of the guys was dipping and spitting in an empty can. Well, the bum grabs a can and takes off, chugging it. Heh, it was the dip can.
My favorite drunken bum quote-- "Can I have a couple bucks so I can get a bus pass to a 40oz." |
Do you have to answer every goddamn question using >40,000 words?
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LEstay
All Around Nice Guy
Joined: Jun 09, 2004
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:04 pm
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| Ryan_Gusto wrote: | | doesnt drink |
That's BS and you know it!
| Adam wrote: | | Do you have to answer every goddamn question using >40,000 words? |
He's a lawyer in training... give him a break!
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Litigh8
Plaintiff
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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Location: BR, Airline & BBonnet
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:23 pm
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| Adam wrote: | | Litigh8 wrote: | How about I tell stories about other people being drunk, since I don't get drunk and all
One of my buddies had a girl come over to the house, they got drunk together and were wrestling around and started spanking each other. Then for some reason they ran into the dark kitchen. She grabs this spray bottle and goes "Look" and sprays him in the face and eyes. What's in the bottle? Oven Cleaner. His contacts melted, saving his eyes. His hair fell out where the stuff hit the scalp; yummy! She tried to help by initiating a sexual act, but he was like "Get away! My eyes are burning!!!"
There is a fellow who looks remarkably like me who ran off a 10 ft. seawall looking for a lost buddy. You see, on the OBX in NC, there weren't any seawalls at the time. It reasoned to apply that to VA Beach. He landed on his head and is lucky to be alive. The muscle relaxants were fun though...neck is still trouble occasionally.
One of the other houses in the court had a dude being chased by the police. One of their drunk bros tries to stop the running cop by getting in front of him (Chapel Hill PD are big dudes who are in shape) cop shoulder charged him, threw the kid against the wall while not missing a beat. I think the kid still had his shades and croakies on, (it was like 3AM).
Another went to dump his bongwater out of the second story, but it landed on this other dude. So naturally, he sticks his head out the window and talks some junk to the guy with bongwater perfume. The pourer runs downstairs to fight the dude, but discovers he's like 250lbs, so he gives him a hug and runs away.
A Sigma Nu decided one night that he would jump threw the back windshield of a BMW. It sorta worked, but he got cut up and arrested.
A bum came up to us while we were drinking beer on the porch. He kept asking for beer and we said no...one of the guys was dipping and spitting in an empty can. Well, the bum grabs a can and takes off, chugging it. Heh, it was the dip can.
My favorite drunken bum quote-- "Can I have a couple bucks so I can get a bus pass to a 40oz." |
Do you have to answer every goddamn question using >40,000 words? |
Not necessarily.
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Adam
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Joined: Apr 19, 2003
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:02 pm
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| Litigh8 wrote: | | Adam wrote: | | Litigh8 wrote: | How about I tell stories about other people being drunk, since I don't get drunk and all
One of my buddies had a girl come over to the house, they got drunk together and were wrestling around and started spanking each other. Then for some reason they ran into the dark kitchen. She grabs this spray bottle and goes "Look" and sprays him in the face and eyes. What's in the bottle? Oven Cleaner. His contacts melted, saving his eyes. His hair fell out where the stuff hit the scalp; yummy! She tried to help by initiating a sexual act, but he was like "Get away! My eyes are burning!!!"
There is a fellow who looks remarkably like me who ran off a 10 ft. seawall looking for a lost buddy. You see, on the OBX in NC, there weren't any seawalls at the time. It reasoned to apply that to VA Beach. He landed on his head and is lucky to be alive. The muscle relaxants were fun though...neck is still trouble occasionally.
One of the other houses in the court had a dude being chased by the police. One of their drunk bros tries to stop the running cop by getting in front of him (Chapel Hill PD are big dudes who are in shape) cop shoulder charged him, threw the kid against the wall while not missing a beat. I think the kid still had his shades and croakies on, (it was like 3AM).
Another went to dump his bongwater out of the second story, but it landed on this other dude. So naturally, he sticks his head out the window and talks some junk to the guy with bongwater perfume. The pourer runs downstairs to fight the dude, but discovers he's like 250lbs, so he gives him a hug and runs away.
A Sigma Nu decided one night that he would jump threw the back windshield of a BMW. It sorta worked, but he got cut up and arrested.
A bum came up to us while we were drinking beer on the porch. He kept asking for beer and we said no...one of the guys was dipping and spitting in an empty can. Well, the bum grabs a can and takes off, chugging it. Heh, it was the dip can.
My favorite drunken bum quote-- "Can I have a couple bucks so I can get a bus pass to a 40oz." |
Do you have to answer every goddamn question using >40,000 words? |
Not necessarily. |
Point taken.
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lsubiz
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Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:51 pm
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New neighbors moved in next door to me and my roomate. Im not a big drinker, so I cant handle my alcohol very well. Well, my roomate and I both proceeded to get sloppy drunk and headed to Bogie's with our neighbors. I dont remember anything from this point, but apparently I kissed my neighbor and told this guy that I had a HUGE crush on that I wanted to take his virginity.(He never spoke to me again!) Then my roomate and I, as we are being carried out of the bar, decide that we want to walk together to the car, with no help. SO, as the story goes, we took off running towards eachother outside of Bogie's and hugged and both face planted into the concrete. I hit the curb, and she skidded on the road. I started LSU with a huge cut and knot on my head.....No good.
Anywho, not the best way to make an impression on your new neighbors. They didnt go out with us again for like a month! I have tried to lay off the jager shots since then!
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LSUGraduate2002
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Entertaining, but I've never been drunk so none to tell.
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