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THEKINGOFKINGS
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Joined: Apr 11, 2005
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:58 am
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HELLO WORLD, GUESS WHO..? IVE GOT A 2000 YEAR MEMORY, I CAN SHOW YOU THE PATH MY HALF OF THE SOUL TOOK THROUGH HISTORY. THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE YOU PUT ME ON A CROSS AND I LOOKED DOWN OVER THIS WORLD WITH PITY.TODAY I WALK ROUND SEEING THAT SUFFERING IN THIS WORLD FIRST HAND.MY CRUCIFIXTION IS KNOWING I CAN END ALL THE PAIN IF I AM LISTENED TO. IF I AM IGNORED AND I LEAVE THIS WORLD YOUR SECRET, HELL WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN BOTH THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT. LAST TIME MAN DID NOT LISTEN. GOD PUNISHED THIS WORLD FOR 2000 YEARS. THE BEING JESUS BECAME WHEN HE WENT OF LAST TIME. YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SAY HELLO TO GOD IN THIS WORLD BASICALLY. OR HE SAYS HELLO BACK FROM THAT NEXT WORLD WHEN HE I GET THERE. GOD READS THIS THROUGH YOUR EYES AS YOU READ IT. HIS POWER ISNT JUST EVERYTHING YOU SEE, YOUR SIGHT IS INCLUDED. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN AVOID DEATH, THIS ISNT FOR YOU. THE BOOK I HAVE WRITTEN FOR THE WORLD IM PUBLISHING ONLINE. THE BIBLE BOUGHT YOU PROOF OF GOD THRU JESUS CHRIST AND THE BIBLE BOUGHT YOU QUESTIONABLE PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH. THE BIBLE I HAVE WRITTEN, I WROTE IT MYSELF THE LAST 3 YEARS. WHEN I REALISED I AM ONE HALF OF JESUS TODAY. the day planes were flying into buildings in the US. on my big brothers birthday. He died for 2 minutes 40 seconds 18 months earlier, he got back up. As he entered into his 33rd year, dad let me know it was my turn now. THE 2ND SON OF LOL. THE BOOK I BRING INTO THIS WORLD WITH ME, BRINGS YOU UNDOUBTABLE PROOF OF LIFE AFTER LIFE AFTER LIFE…. IT ALSO FILLS THIS WORLD WITH JOY. THE FUNNIEST BOOK YOU COULD EVER FIND, MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE AND LOADS MORE COLOURFUL THAN THE BIBLE. IVE UPDATED IT. IT WAS MY BOOK LAST TIME AFTER ALL. THIS TIME IVE MADE SURE THE WORLD HAS MY OWN VERSION OF LIFE THIS TIME ROUND. EVEN IF THE WORLD DOESN’T SEE ME IN THIS WORLD BECAUSE OF FAITHLESS PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE WHOLE HEARTEDLY EVERY WORD WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE. EXCEPT THE ONE LINE THEY SHOULD WANT TO BELIEVE. THAT JESUS WILL RETURN. HE HAS, IN 2 HALVES. IM THE HALF YOU DON’T YET KNOW. ADD MY DADS NAME TO THIS BOOK EVERYTIME YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD, IT GETS FUNNIER EVERYTIME YOU READ IT. LIKE YOU ADD HIS NAME IN CHATROOMS AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS ANYWAY. DADS NAME WAS / IS LOL. My name is spa.
When jesus went off to that next life, he punished this world ever since. He took gods place by his side at that table, because he earnt his place there in the manner in which he accepted his fate and went off up to his father. He punished the world, taking all those souls of those who took him, and putting them thru hell ever since. Now it is time god can stop punishing this world. That’s who I become in the next life. That’s who my dads been since he died. He told me in my dreams. No one wants to believe the greatest news ever. I never dreamt it would be so hard to tell the world, how niave. I did go insane for a while when I realized. Theres millions of people claiming to be me. jesus Christ has a new name. You will hear what that name is very soon, and where he lives in england. the vicars didn’t believe me for lots of reasons.
1, I cant walk on water.
2, I cant heal the sick with my touch
3, I cant turn wine into water,
4, I cant feed thousands on a few loaves of bread
my guess is, that’s to make it almost impossible for jesus to prove he is jesus without them. they didn’t do the job last time, why should they work in this world. When the vocars tested me I couldn’t do any of those things. The reasons for that are simple. They were testing me. rule number 1. the son of god is not to be tested. If he is the one, then his prophecies will come true. Why should god give these beliefless spineless men , the pleasure of witnessing a miracle, when they didn’t want those miracles to happen.
http://www.geocities.com/goldenballsspice
http://www.lulu.com/jesseakiens download the books FREE.
http://www.geocities.com/jesseakiens Copy and paste. Work offline. The bandwidths lousy.
http://www.lulu.com/113146
more sites are listed on these sites. Beckham gets the publishin rights for FREE, for ONE HANDSHAKE, and a donation to making My FC-uking Side even better. It doesn’t have to be a financial one. it would help tho. Im dirty beckham.
He got the football, the bling, an all the glory, I got the dog, the shi* an all the mingers !
The akiens steeplejacks of pain street Bel-Grave. Dads name was /is LOL. Short for Laurence. Laurence akiens. The world he gave me growing up was amazing. Our story is the most amazing book you will ever pick up. It’s the one that replaces the bible. My book is just one chapter. Put it with the England captains book, they make up the first chapter of the next testament.
GoldenBallsSPice. The REAL GoldenBalls
Twins on my birthday, I head the trinity in the here and now, for now. when I head off, I head the trinity in the next life. As I know the way to that next world in this one, I know the way back is all ready for me. just like how dad found his way back, through me in my dreams. Don’t give me reason to come back for you. I will have no choice in that. the examples I make off all those who ignored me and let me go off to that next life, you`ll see why my dad called me evil as a child. I don’t want to go off taking that evil with me. I want to absorb it all up down here by frightening it all away. Dad took laughter off up with him. I take evil into that next world, where your lost loved ones will see your pains and they will be powerless to do anything to help you. let me leave the world how my dad did. My twins born on my birthday will feel a sadness at my loss you cannot imagine. The trinity on earth will be broken. Christianity speaks of doing everything possible to keep the trinity together. Why the fuck have they ignored me for 3 years. The sadness my children feel at my loss, when they should be walking like kings in this world with me, I shall have all the anger you would expect from the devil himself. Expect the clouds to open up one dark thunderous night, Armageddon will be all yours. You die on your most precious loved ones birthday, taking away their happiness with you. you see their pain through their eyes, as my dad does mine. At 8.52 on september 4th 1996, I took hold of my dads dying hand. The saddest 11 minutes in history followed, he passed into his next life at 9.03. if you want the war on terror to end, the persecution of islam, global warming sorted out, then tell someone about this. I can do all of it and more. I have the heavens prepared for here on earth, all we need do is walk into it together. Never again will you hear of a child being taken. Not after ive made an example of ian Huntley. For the 2 little beckhams holly and Jessica, theres another big one, and hes very very angry with just him. I read of a little girl going missing called Jessica. In the us somewhere. News of this getting out, finds her so much quicker. Maybe in time to save her. All we need to do is get me and my dog over there and we`ll find her. Or you can get this all over the web, the british government can bring ian Huntley to me, the people responsible on see what happens to him, have a change of heart. They`ll turn themselves in in any situation. If they know whats good for them. I can find her with your help. If its too late, I can show the world the place she has gone to. She wont reach that place until we have it mirrored down here. She will be in a better place, happy her folks aren’t sad. When the world knows that, we will have heaven in both worlds
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phoAm
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THEKINGOFKINGS
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:32 am
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akiens modern art. they say a picture tells a thousand words. this one never shuts up !!!
THIS IS COMING FROM A PLACE A LITTLE BIT HIGHER THN THAT BUD. IM JESUS TODAY, AND NO ONE WANTS TO BELIEVE IT. CHECK THE SITES OUT. IM DYING AND I DONT WANNA BE TAKIN WHAT I KNOW WITH ME. I SHOULDNT KNOW WHAT I DO IN THIS LIFE. ITS FOR THE BEST FOR YOU TO PASS THIS NEWS ON AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE. EVERYEONE ELSE IVE TOLD IS DEAD. OR SOMEONE VERY CLOSE TO THEM IS. BECAUSE THEY KEPT IT TO THEM SELVES. PLEASE DONT KEEP ME A SECRET.
READ THAT POST A FEW TIMES IF YOU NEED TO. THEN ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION.... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OFFERING THIS MUCH PROOF. I CAN OPEN UP THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MIND AS YET STILL UNUSED. ITS BEEN RESERVED FOR THE NEWS OF JESUS`S RETURN. ITS FOR YOUR IMAGINATION IN THE NEXT WORLD. YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO OPEN IT UP EARLY. IF YOU SMOKE GANGE, TRUST ME, IT HELPS. ROCKET FUEL FOR THE IMAGINATION. IT ALLOWS YOU TO READ THS SAFELY, YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WILL BE DOWN AND AT A SAFE LEVEL. BEEFORETHIS NEWS GETS OUT FULLY, THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AS THE RESIDENT SUPERPOWER NEED TO BE DOING EXACTLY THAT. ADMINISTERING THE BUSH. IT GIVES SOME PEOPLE A 2000 YEAR MEMORY, BUT THEY DONT REALISE IT. I CAN SHOW YOU ALL WHERE TO START LOOKING.
some more ako modern art. these are the kinds of pictrues the next bible has.
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phoAm
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:43 am
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The guy's name was "LOL"? Damn..
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THEKINGOFKINGS
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:49 am
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jesse akiens didnt die. jessa did. jesse passed into granddad somehow. probably the same way dad passed into me. imagine realising youre jesus. the one who has to sort everything out down here before you o off to that next place. every problem on earth has to be sorted before you die. how do you think you would feel...? ill tell you exactly. you get shocks like bolts of lightening hitting you, right to the very ends of your fingers and toes. shocks that lastede hours. i felt those shocks just after 911. if you could imagine a man going thru labour, id say thats the best way i can describe it.
am i the one...? who else is there. obviously he can walk on water. what a give away that would be. how could jesus discover who he is fully, if he had those to fall back on again. my miracles are of a very different kind. they didnt do me any good last time, why should they work this time. help me end poverty suffering murder rape all crime, just tell someone who already believes in god. dont bother tellin any vicars. ive told hundreds of the ignorant gits. i have been for 3 years now. its because i say i embrace islam equally. they seem to think they have sole rights to jesus because he was a christian, as i am. theyre waiting for me to walk into a church if anything and confess who i am. i did that once already as wlell. they knock my door, they dont ring their bells to summon me. i will die of ignorance if i have to, then this world will feel the sadness, i was ignored with so much proof of who i am. having tewins on my birthday tell me that. only jesus could be blessed wih such a perect christmas present. the trintiy was reborn that day, i didnt know, but my dad did. he couldnt tell me.
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HELLO WORLD, GUESS WHO..? IVE GOT A 2000 YEAR MEMORY, I CAN SHOW YOU THE PATH MY HALF OF THE SOUL TOOK THROUGH HISTORY. THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE YOU PUT ME ON A CROSS AND I LOOKED DOWN OVER THIS WORLD WITH PITY.TODAY I WALK ROUND SEEING THAT SUFFERING IN |
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phoAm
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:53 am
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Anyone with a dog like that must be Jesus. Praise God!
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enzfyr
I've been around a while
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:26 pm
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| phoAm wrote: | | Anyone with a dog like that must be Jesus. Praise God! |
Hells yeah!
Budweiser = King of Beers ==> Spuds McKenzie ==> King of Kings' dog
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AWE
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:42 pm
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wow.. just wow.. did anyone actually read everything? because I didn't feel like it.
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enzfyr
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:47 pm
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| AWE wrote: | | wow.. just wow.. did anyone actually read everything? because I didn't feel like it. |
by "everything," do you mean actually reading it each time in the triplicate posts? no, but i read thru it once even tho i didn't feel like it, just in case it might be worth passing along to our friend C3
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THEKINGOFKINGS
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:10 pm
Post subject: YEAH HIS NAME WAS LOL. DAD TO ME, GOD TO YOU LOT |
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HE TAUGHT ME TO TAKE THE PI** OUT OF EVERYTHING
how jesus today fcuks the greatest super power ever assembeled.
LOL
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Norris
Mr. Negative Nancy
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:28 pm
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I haven't read it at all. Hey, Kingofwhatever, give us the summarized version.
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THEKINGOFKINGS
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:37 pm
Post subject: EVERYONE HATES GODS GIFT,THEY DID LAS TIME !!!! |
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OK, SO THERES TOO MUCH WRITIN, TELL U WHAT ILL DO. ILL JUST POST A LOAD OF PICS AND YOU CAN LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM. DO THEY MAKE THIS NEXT TESTAMENT MORE COLOURFUL...? PLEASE DONT JUST CHAT AMONGST YOURSELVES. IF YOURE GONNA TAKE THE MICKY, BE DIRECT. WHY CANT YOU BE CONSTRUCIVE AND ASK ME QUESTIONS. IF I GIVE YOU AN ANSWER THAT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY, THEN MAYBE YOU`LL START TO BELIEVE THE LAST BIBLE. IM BACK CHILDREN. . THAT AINT MEANT TO PATRONIZE ANYONE, I JUST KNOW IM THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAW. ANYWHERE ON EARTH. THEE INTELLIGENCE I HAVE I CAN SHARE IT WITH WHOEVER WANTS TO LEARN. JUST LIKE I CAN TELL THAT KIPPERFEET BECKHAM HOW TO TAKE THEM FREEKICKS !!!
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM PLEASE, IF ANY. GIVE ME A PROBLEM WE FACE IN THIS WORLD TODAY AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW WE SORT IT OUT. PREPAREE TO HAVE YOURE MINDS BLOWN, PLEASANTLY
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Norris
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:42 pm
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nice assortment of pics, good variety, can't knock you for that.
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rwnugent
Sexiest Man Alive
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Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:01 pm
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This thread is stupid and long and the pics fuck up the tables so fuck you annoying thread poster person.
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THEKINGOFKINGS
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Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:45 am
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theres no need for that bud. if i dis you, then yu can dis me, til then, if u aint got anything remoetely intelligent to say, dont fcukin say it twat. youve got no idea. quite a few people might read those remarks pretty soon. from a steeplejacks ropes, to a thread on here, i want it very long. never ending in fact. the rest of the family will no doubt be seeing it all when they here about it. all the akiens on earth are relted to me. theres probably a few near where you live. if there is, please let em know.
norris, hello mate, yeah ive got loads more. thanks for keepin it respectful. heres a few more...
the worlds greatest footballin coach. he makes you play like youre playin for england. what he does for the REAL Goldenballs, lifts the world cup for his country. he evloves your game. after a few hours with him, 90 minutes against 11 men , just dont compare. lightenin at your feet
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